BY PASTOR DOUG BATCHELOR
You are heartily invited to exercise your First Amendment rights to participate in peaceful gatherings and freedom of speech by joining in a heartfelt protest on Saturday, August 15, at 10:00am.
As true Protestants we will be peacefully protesting against the devil, sin, lawlessness, hate, and evil of every kind. (Satan especially dislikes a peaceful protest.)
During this gathering we will be …
Reviewing our protest manual (which may look quite similar to a Bible)
Rehearsing our protest slogans and songs (which are sometimes confused as hymns)
We will be accepting contributions to underwrite our protest cause (might look like a church offering)
Petitioning the highest authority with our protest (which could resemble prayer. Just saying.)
Our protests will not be very loud because we are hoping to disturb the devil and not our neighbor.
Because this is a protest against Satan there will be no looting, littering, blocking traffic or burning buildings or flags. Smiling at others is encouraged and this protest is open to all like-minded citizens of God’s kingdom.
Remember, the most effective way to protest the devil is to worship Jesus, so please join us in the Granite Bay Seventh-day Adventist Church parking lot to protest against the devil's diabolical behavior since he took office. We plan to keep protesting every week until Jesus sets up his own administration.
Our peaceful protest will begin at 10:00am and should conclude by 11:15am.
As always, keep in mind the current government health and coronavirus safety recommendations.